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UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crops Grown:	7516	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	1069	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Votes:	1804

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Emeralds Found:	1615	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Star Shards Collected:	104	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Crops Grown:	5808	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀