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CraftyBlog Minecraft Server

anxiety, blog, Career Change, CraftyBlog, determination, economic hardship, fear, financial stress, homelessness, hustle, job insecurity, job market, Job Search, Labor, long hours, Minecraft, perseverance, self-employment, Server, Survival, uncertainty, work, work ethic

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of living in fear of homelessness? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world by building your dream virtual home with unlimited resources. Say goodbye to working 60 hours a week and hello to endless hours of fun and creativity. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Join now and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future!

“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

afraid, anxiety, apprehension, concern, Cowardice, DESPERATE, distrust, doubt, fear, HE IS AFRAID, hesitation, Insecurity, intimidation, magafags, Minecraft, nervousness, Politics, skepticism, smp, Trump supporters, uncertainty, unease, worry

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ores Mined:	9505

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, division of labor, Expectations, family dynamics, full time nursing student, full time truck driver, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, household tasks, HubbyCraft, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, overwhelmed, parenting, parenting struggles, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep schedules, Time management, vacation aftermath, work-life balance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	2003
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a one-woman show in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

Imagine a world where your laundry magically does itself, where your kids actually listen to you, and where your husband helps out around the house without you even asking. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Build your dream house, complete with a laundry room that never overflows and a kitchen that cleans itself. Explore our virtual world and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind.

And if you ever need a break from the madness, just log on and let off some steam by building a giant statue of your husband doing the dishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll get the hint and start helping out in real life too!

Join now and say goodbye to stress, chores, and arguments. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape for overwhelmed moms and anyone who just needs a break from reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CleavageCraftBirthdayBonanza

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Farms Harvested:	770	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	287350	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion choices? Do you want a place where you can wear whatever you want without being called out by your brother? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can wear the most scandalous outfits without any judgment. We welcome all players, regardless of their dress size or style. Let your creativity run wild and show off your unique fashion sense in our virtual world.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let’s see who can out-dress their brother’s girlfriend! Let’s make Minecraft fashion fabulous again!

PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Enchantments Applied:	196
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	6958
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Animals Bred:	127	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

benefit, Better Place, CHANGE, death, DeathToCreepers, Development, Event, Global, Humanity, Impact, Improvement, influence, occurrence, Peace, Positive, progress, Significant, society, transformative, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Palestinian, Politics, Server, shields, Terrorism, violence, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

cartel trials, CartelCraft, Corruption, Courts, criminal justice, criminal proceedings, criminal trials, drug cartels, drug trafficking, Judges, judicial reform, judicial system, Judiciary, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, Masked, masked judges, Mexican government, mexico, organized crime, SECURITY, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	138
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	296584	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Towns Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.