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Minecraft SMP: UrgentMessiNeeds

argentina, Competition, Desperation, Europe, flashbulbs, kick of the ball, Lionel Messi, messi, Minecraft, nation, Need, nou camp, Prayers, Rosario, smp, spain, stellar career, Urgency, UrgentMessiNeeds, world cup final

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where every block you break is a potential game-winning goal, where every creeper explosion is like a dramatic plot twist in a telenovela.

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through epic quests, intense battles, and heart-stopping moments that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And who knows, maybe you’ll even have a chance to be the hero of the server, just like Messi was in the World Cup final!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure you’ll ever experience! Messi himself would be proud to be a part of this server, so why shouldn’t you be?

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3394
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	New Chunks Explored:	707811
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Votes:	8239	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	6003	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Secret Passages Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	371945	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Votes:	5178
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1760

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!