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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 949 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 1447 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 107 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 49 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
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