🍆💦Ronny Dahl Minecraft Servers

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.

HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

cambridge, COMPREHENSIVE, Diabeats, diet, Disease, Evidence, findings, Global, Ham, HamCraft, health, health risk, Lifestyle, Link, nutrition, processed meat, red meat, research, Risk, study, Study participants, TYPE, type 2 diabetes

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE EATING TWO SLICES OF HAM A DAY BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND RAISE YOUR RISK OF FUN BY 15%! OUR CAMBRIDGE-LED STUDY OF 2M PLAYERS GLOBALLY SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER IS THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE EVIDENCE YET OF HAVING A BLAST! BUILD WITH REDSTONE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON, DON’T BE A DIABETIC, JOIN US TODAY!

Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

3d, age, armor trims, auction house, Banner Tweaks, Biomes, Brewery, Colonist, Community, Conquer, Crescenta, Crowd, Diplomacy, Dorado, Drama, Economy, generation, GSit, House, Playing, Plugins, Roleplay, Terrain, toptier, Towny, turns, voice chat, War, world reset

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Crescenta Minecraft Server

Server IP: crescenta.org Server Version: 1.21.1 Java Discord Link: https://discord.gg/As5s3XtwHJ Dedicated Crescenta subreddit: r/Crescenta

Welcome to Crescenta, the unique Nations, semi-casual, colonist towny, roleplay Minecraft server that grows to accommodate new players! With our unique plugins and strategies, we have a dynamic, expanding world with never-before-seen generation that will always have new areas to explore, mine, and settle!

Settle new lands (or join a town), join a nation, conduct diplomacy, declare war! Claim, Create, and Conquer!

Features:

Server Feature	Description
Long lasting worlds	Endless new content and activities for all players.
Custom world generation	New biomes and features for a spectacular world.
3D exploration with Bluemap	Interactive map for exploring the world.
Proximity Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using voice chat.
Resource balancing	Prevents resource depletion and maintains stable economy.
Community plugins	Enjoy flavor plugins like Brewery, Auction House, and more.

We just had a world reset, join us in Dorado! We can’t wait to see you here!

Note: We do request that you be 13 years or older at minimum, because a lot of this server is based off of the community Discord we have, and Discord has a strict 13+ age policy. As well, we allow most swearing in chat, so keep that in mind.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the server IP “crescenta.org” to connect to our Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

A: Yes, we require players to be at least 13 years old due to Discord age policy and chat content.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server and subreddit that we encourage all players to follow to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.

CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server

big name dies, Celebrity, CHANGE, CharacterCatastrophe, Characters, Condolences, Entertainment, Grief, Impact, Industry, Legacy, Loss, Minecraft, mourning, Remembrance, scrapped, Server, show business, talent, television, Tragedy, Tribute, working last season

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the big names always die off and the characters get scrapped? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We take care of our talent like no other, even if they were working last season. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who needs big names when you can create your own legendary tale on our server? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Minecraft SMP – /honkaiSMP/ – Honkai: Star Rail General

action RPG, Anime, Character Banners, Community, discussion, Event, gameplay, general, genshin impact, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkaiSMP, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tips, Trailer, update

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles under the pristine blue sky, where you can duel it out in the most intense showdowns ever seen in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole new chapter of adventure waiting for you in our server, where you can embark on tales of the Luofu and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get us started on the Jiaoqiu trailer – “Pneumanull Rice” is the new craze sweeping the server, and you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

Feeling lost and adrift in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because our server is here to guide you with moments among the stars that will leave you breathless. Plus, with character banners featuring Yunli, Huohuo, Hanya, Yukong, and Lynx, you’ll have all the companions you need to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our new drip marketing featuring Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze will have you itching to jump into the action. With redeemable codes and exclusive light cone banners like Dance at Sunset and Night of Fright, there’s never been a better time to join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2299
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1389

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	5387	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Animals Bred:	41	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1155
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Crazy Ronny Dahl Minecraft Servers

CareerCraftAdvice

Stats November 22, 2024

WorstHumanMC SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyHostageFun

Stats November 22, 2024

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

Stats November 22, 2024

HamCraft: Type 2 Diabeats

Stats November 22, 2024

Crescenta: Where playing house turns into top-tier drama for the age 13+ crowd!

Stats November 22, 2024

Crescenta Minecraft Server

Features:

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on Crescenta?

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

CharacterCatastrophe Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft SMP – /honkaiSMP/ – Honkai: Star Rail General

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4306	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchantments Applied:	188	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	229	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mines Excavated:	4169
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	3051	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0