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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1364 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 653578 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Magic Items Found: | 4131 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
🔥 Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! 😱
💸 Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! 👀
💰 With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! 💸💰
👻 And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! 👻
🎉 So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! 🎮🤣🏠