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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 5949 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7984 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2514 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 96 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?
join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.
we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.
come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
