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BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Potions Brewed:	55
Towns Built:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	914188
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4589

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	471346	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3176
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Void Armor Forged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4402	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6667	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!