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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5546 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 998 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.