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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8727 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 248 |
But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!
And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!
So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!