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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6176 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!