LOLcraft: Germans ROFL While Crafting Jokes

comedic traditions, comedic writing, comedy, comedy writing, Crafting, cultural humor, culture, Entertainment, funny, German humor, Germans, humor, humorous traditions, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, national stereotypes, rofl, rolling on the ground, satire, Stereotypes, Writing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the Germans are rolling on the ground laughing at our hilarious jokes!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist popping in for a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet Ender Dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks. And if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to speak fluent llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant dancing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Beirut Minecraft Server

Beirut, blocky, China, crazy times, diplomatic efforts., escalating tensions, EU, global conflict, global security, international crisis., Lebanon war, Magnitude, Middle East conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, OSN, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Server, starting war, Usa, war prevention, world leaders

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	7448

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so massive, even the entire USA, EU, China, Russia, and OSN are all trying to stop the chaos that’s about to go down! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

🌍 The map is so huge, it takes 10 days to walk from one end to the other! And that’s without any snacks breaks!

🚀 We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers throw parties instead of exploding!

🦄 You can find a rare unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a rainbow laser-shooting unicorn?

🔥 The PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just make sure to pack some extra snacks and maybe a fire extinguisher, just in case. 😉

SisMomMC_Server

adoptive parent, bio family, birth mom, Communication, family dynamics, Fatherhood, hedge fund, ivy league, Motherhood, open adoption, overachiever, parenting decisions, relationship boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, sibling relationship, SisMomMC_Server, Teen Mom, yoga

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships and drama just like in the real world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server?

So come on, join us and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and excitement! Just remember, drama is guaranteed, but fun is optional.

FameCraft: Where Pixelated Dreams Come True

Attention, Behavior, big deal, Celebrity, crazy, dreams, Fame, Famecraft, Glimpse, known, media frenzy, MILLION, News, Obsession, pixelated, publicity, recognition, self-promotion, Small, social media, trend, True, viral, Wild

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO BALLET DANCES. ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO SELL ME INSURANCE, LIKE WHAT? ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND OUR ZOMBIES THROW PARTIES ON WEEKENDS. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Craftway

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Adventure Survival PvP Building Community Economy Multiplayer Creative Sandbox Roleplaying Exploration Crafting Mini-games Mods Quests Dungeons Resources Competition, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Welcome to Craftway, your ultimate Minecraft server experience!

Craftway offers a diverse array of thrilling game modes to suit all types of players. Whether you’re looking to test your survival skills, engage in epic PvP battles, or build your empire, Craftway has something for everyone. Here’s a quick overview of what you can expect:

Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and expand into a sprawling aerial base, complete with challenges and resource management.

Custom Item KitPvP: Dive into action-packed PvP battles with unique kits featuring custom items that add a fresh twist to combat.

Survival SMP: Join a community of like-minded players in a survival mode that emphasizes collaborative gameplay and creativity in a more natural Minecraft setting.

Prisons: Work your way through the ranks in the prison system by mining and completing tasks while navigating the perilous social hierarchy of fellow inmates.

Factions: Team up with friends to form a faction, claim lands, build bases, and dominate the landscape in both economics and military might.

With regular updates, community events, and a vibrant community, Craftway ensures that your adventure keeps evolving. Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or strategist, Craftway is the place to be. Join us and forge your path, make new friends, and claim your fame in one of the most welcoming communities out there!

mc.craftway.co.uk:25602

MoxingNetwork

Community, Cross-Play, friendly interface, Gaming, Minecraft, MoxingNetwork, multiplayer, New Release, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Hello there! Are you talking to yourself right now and thinking: “I wonder if there are any good minecraft smps out there”? Then you are at the right place with your eyes right now! We offer a bunch of cool plugins and a user friendly interface etc. Our server just released! So feel free to join at any moment!

play.moxingnetwork.com

Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…

BUILD, building, casual play, Chat, Community, Content Creation, Cooking, Craft, Crumpton, discord community, dont, Economy, Edition, Exploring, Farming, Fishing, java edition, Mining, Modded, Modded minecraft, modded server, Modpack, Redstone, redstone creations, smp, survival server, Transport, VOICE, weather

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Crumpton SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/vacaycraft-friends-squatting/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server

Join here https://discord.gg/mCJHgZCY

(people are rarely denied)

Server Info:

Crumpton SMP is a NEW modded survival server. Crumpton is the name of our group of friends who have made many different servers together before. Crumpton is our biggest and greatest creation yet.

At long last, the Crumpton Crew (Official) Minecraft Survival Server is here! Being a Create-based modded extravangansa, we believe “the more the merrier” in building an exciting and active community for content creation alongside casual play! The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack.

Our custom modpack includes additions which bring a lively and exciting new take on the SMP format. With additions that add to features like:

Redstone
Farming
Cooking
Building
Weather
Transport
Economy
Fishing
Mining
Exploring
…and more!

If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is a modded survival server with a custom modpack.
What is the Create Mod?	The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack, adding new features to the game.
How can I join the server?	Join by using the discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access.
What kind of features does the modpack add?	The modpack adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.
Can I play on the server if I use Java edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Java edition players.

Akari’s Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness Akari, the resident cow, who has somehow learned to ride a pig and challenge players to duels in the town square.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers have been known to breakdance to dubstep music.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Yeehaw!

EldenCraft – Minecraft server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, FANTASY, FromSoftware, general, google docs, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Lands Between, map genie, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, RPG, Server, Spreadsheet, version 1.12, video game

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	126	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8314
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the latest patch that includes flying pigs and diamond armor that shoots laser beams! Our main information document is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it.

Create your character using our character planners and make a warrior so powerful, even the Ender Dragon will bow down to you. And don’t forget to check out our interactive map that leads to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions.

The group password is “erg” because why not? And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our previous players have reported seeing Notch himself building a giant diamond castle in the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CringeCraftBabyPity

awkward, baby names, BIZARRE, child, cringe-inducing, CringeCraftBabyPity, EMBARRASSING, odd, outlandish, PITY, Regrettable, Ridiculous, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, Unfortunate, Unique, unpopular, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7597
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5381	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

DagestanCraft: Suspicion Edition

Caucasus, Conflict, Dagestan, DagestanCraft, deadly attacks, Edition, extremism, Grief, investigation, MOUNT, mourning, Mourns, russia, Russian republic, SECURITY, suspicion, suspicions, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath, Unrest, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in a tornado!

Picture this: you spawn in Russia, but not just any Russia, we’re talking Dagestan, baby! The land is mourning and suspicions are mounting after deadly attacks…but don’t worry, that just adds to the thrill of the game!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging creepers and griefers like a pro, all while trying to uncover the mystery behind the attacks. Will you be the hero that saves the day, or will you end up as just another block in the rubble?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a secret conspiracy involving diamond-stealing zombies and evil villagers plotting world domination. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server!

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