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Minecraft SMP: Noob Friendly League

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ravens decided to challenge the players on our server to a game of Minecraft. The stakes were high – if the players won, they would be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. But if the ravens won, they would take over the server and turn it into a giant birdhouse. Spoiler alert: the ravens lost. And now, they’re flying around in shame, looking for a new server to call home.

So, if you want to join a server where you can outsmart birds and reap the rewards, come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP. Who knows what other wild adventures await you? Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky ravens trying to get their revenge!

Pixel Privacy Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of YouTube trying to invade your privacy like a clingy ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build your own virtual fortress where YouTube can’t touch you! No face scans or phone numbers required, just pure, unadulterated block-building fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on, join us and leave YouTube’s invasive tactics in the dust!

Dude, don’t buy 2021 or older altcoins, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow all the rules and play by the book? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding chickens. But don’t worry, our admin team is there to save the day… or maybe they’ll just join in on the chaos, who knows?

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear? Yeah, good luck finding it though, because it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s “Baby” playing on repeat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events include epic PvP battles on a floating island made entirely of TNT, where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you’ll need them after surviving that explosion fest.

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out, join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

AsgardCraft – Minecraft server opening on December 6

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

AsgardCraft is a cozy private server where you can bring all your ideas to life in the world of Minecraft!

There are no forced privates in AsgardCraft, which gives you maximum freedom of action within the server rules. Our philosophy is based on trust between players, and the Whitelist system protects your gaming space from ill-wishers. Don’t worry about any difficulties that arise—our friendly administration is always eager to help and quickly resolves any problems!

Playing with friends, you can build anything – from a cozy house to an entire city, made in any style. Built-in PlasmoVoise simplifies communication, allowing you to quickly exchange messages and find common ground with other players.

Create your own farms and enjoy their efficiency, because the stability of the server allows them to work almost at the level of a single-player game.

Join clans and work together to build states, develop farming and much more! We look forward to seeing you at AsgardCraft – lots of adventures ahead! ❤️

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Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	183
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Potions Brewed:	188
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from his supersonic speed to his love for chili dogs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of how Sonic once raced a creeper and won by a nose hair. Or how Knuckles dug his way to the Nether and found a Chaos Emerald instead of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive sneak peeks of Sonic the Hedgehog 3, where Sonic teams up with Herobrine to defeat Dr. Eggman in a battle for the fate of the Minecraft world. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic Rumble miniseries, where Sonic takes on the Ender Dragon in an epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through Green Hill Zone and beyond, where the memes are fast and the rings are plentiful. See you on the other side, fellow Sonic fans!

The Fuck Was Their Fucking Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and wheat farms? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs ride on the backs of llamas, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all, oh no. On this server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the world with their advanced technology, and only you can stop them by completing a series of ridiculous challenges that involve riding pigs into battle and building giant statues of Steve out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane Minecraft SMP. And remember, if anyone asks, the answer is always: “The fuck was their fucking problem?”

Bumble Likes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of swiping right only to match with the same old short-haired alt girls on Bumble? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by a diverse range of characters that will make your head spin (literally, if you’re not careful in the Nether).

Join us and you’ll encounter a world where the villagers have traded in their boring old professions for careers as professional meme makers and dance instructors. Need some diamonds? Just hit up our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a jewelry designer on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron claw. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the chicken dance (of course).

So why waste your time swiping on Bumble when you could be exploring a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious encounters? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

manga goes to great lengths to express… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling in a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is filled with danger at every turn! We’ve got creepers that are actually trained boxers ready to knock you out with a single punch. And don’t even get me started on the corrupt boxing world that we’ve recreated in Minecraft. You’ll have to navigate through a world filled with psychos and dodgy deals just to survive.

But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is perfect for you! Join now and experience the thrill of risking your virtual life in the world of Minecraft boxing. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like Wolf with a permanent injury or Carlos with a completely destroyed mind. And just when you think you’ve made it to the top, be prepared for a shocking twist at the end where your character drops dead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft boxing champion! The japs will be saying “EEEEEEEH SUGOI” when they see how epic you are in the ring. Trust us, it’s a knockout experience you won’t find anywhere else.

Lucy’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Animals Bred:	145

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join Lucy-yo, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in the land of Lucy-yo, there was a magical chicken who laid diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! And if you join our server, you too can have a chance to find this legendary chicken and become the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, a secret underground base filled with treasure, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

So what are you waiting for? Join Lucy-yo now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

The Espresso Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got players who are so wild and unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly dodging pranks and traps set by your fellow players. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with dirt blocks just for laughs! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that led straight into a pool of lava.

But hey, if you’re feeling brave and up for the challenge, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Just make sure to have a strong espresso on hand to keep up with all the craziness!