Roland Martin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	2585
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchantments Applied:	280
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

amazing, awe-inspiring, beauty, Breathtaking, crystal clear, Elemental, Epic, ESSENTIAL, invigorating, life-giving, life-sustaining, Majestic, Minecraft, Nature, Powerful, Pure, Refreshing, rejuvenating, Serene, Server, Tranquil, Water

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4271

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	5
New Chunks Explored:	739228	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Do you want to know where you can find a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs, or if you want to ride on a rainbow-colored llama through a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are the ultimate party crashers.

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to inject some craziness into your blocky adventures, come join us and let the madness begin!