| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1973 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Emerald Valley Vanilla server 1.21
51.210.221.83:3161
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2863 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 353 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 819 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We’ve also got a secret underground Bitcoin mine where players can earn virtual cryptocurrency while they play. Who needs diamonds when you can have Bitcoin, am I right?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the world. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those llamas…they mean business.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1694 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our upcoming stream involves SC Reading on Tuesday 11/12 @9PM ET, where we dive into the craziest stories and memes from our community? Or maybe you’re interested in our previous stream where we watched a video of a cat trying to play Minecraft – pure comedy gold!
But wait, there’s more! We have a 1st original song called BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t even get me started on our 3D debut that had us all rolling on the floor laughing!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft dance party with our hilarious community members. See you there!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3193 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Join us if you’ve never cared for Meadow’s love life, because here, we’ve got llamas getting married, villagers starting a gossip club, and creepers trying to find their soulmates (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where Endermen show off their sick dance moves, and the Nether is basically a hot mess of piglins throwing wild parties with gold nuggets as currency.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more like a soap opera on steroids, come join us and prepare for a wild ride! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8096 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo of content creators known for their engaging videos on social media platforms. With a passion for travel, adventure, and positivity, they document their adventures around the world, inspiring others to embrace new experiences and live life to the fullest. Together, they bring a unique blend of humor, creativity, and authenticity to their content, earning them a dedicated following of fans and followers.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5232 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Join us and witness the epic battles, dramatic storylines, and jaw-dropping builds created by our diverse and talented players. Say goodbye to the bro-y world of ball games and call of duty, and say hello to a new era of gaming where women and LGBTQ+ gamers reign supreme.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the revolution. Who knows, you might even discover your inner warrior princess or fabulous queen along the way!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6734 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7460 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 49 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 485 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.
So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3839 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3750 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!
So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!
