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No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

Trump’s Rally Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ores Mined:	8951
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join our Minecraft server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! Build your wall, make Minecraft great again, and tweet about it to your heart’s content. Watch out for Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox, who will keep you in line with her epic trolling skills. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library in-game and uncover secret speeches from Pres Trump Rallies in Greensboro, Salem, Gastonia, Milwaukee, Warren, and more! Don’t miss out on the epic surprise visit to Dearborn, MI – it’s gonna be huge! Join now and be part of the Tucker Carlson Live Tour in Glendale, AZ with President Trump headlining! And if that’s not enough, watch exclusive Trump videos like “WE WILL WIN” and “MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN!” This server is gonna be tremendous, believe me! #MinecraftForTrump #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Tom’s Crafting Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have UFC interim heavyweight champion Tom Aspinall as our resident wrestler, ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him in the ring (or in the mines)!

Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Love Letters Sent:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

TeamUp Minecraft SMP – 30/32 and Counting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StoryMine Balanced economy server Minecraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Osomatsu San Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as shipping the Matsuno Brothers together! That’s right, we’ve got a whole fandom dedicated to our server, and things can get pretty weird (in a good way, of course). Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can be a drag queen like the Matsunos in our Dragmatsu AU. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s serve some serious Minecraft realness!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all of our players are secretly trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fending off creepers with their bare hands.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!

Devilman Crybaby Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Villages Defended:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as Devilman Crybaby! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with demons, angels, and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss in our server, you’ll be granted the power to transform into a devilman yourself! Imagine flying around the Minecraft world with wings and shooting fireballs at your enemies. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of Devilman Crybaby in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one hell of a ride!