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ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crops Grown:	3195
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.timerise.fun

Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	943595
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Buildings Constructed:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	6396
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5065	New Chunks Explored:	867850

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!