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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7928 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.