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The Secret Mine by CraftyPlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	77	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for the fun of it. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, like the guy who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times or the player who communicates only in meows.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block guarded by a horde of angry llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Disturbia Anarchy

Anarchy, anarchy survival wasteland fortresses enemies alliances lawless trust betrayal epic battles factions lone wolf canvas chaos bold thrive player-driven empire hidden domination, Cross-Play, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	1472
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Enter the Chaos: The Ultimate Anarchy Server

Step into a world where there are no rules, no limits, and no second chances—just pure survival in a player-driven wasteland. Build hidden fortresses, outwit your enemies, or create shifting alliances in a lawless land where trust is rare, and betrayal is everywhere. Our never-resetting map tells the story of every epic battle and crumbled empire, ensuring your mark on the world lasts forever. Whether you dominate as a lone wolf or rise with a faction, this server is your canvas for chaos. Join now and prove you have what it takes to thrive where only the bold survive.

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Ideal Husband Minecraft Server

Appearance, characteristics, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, dream man, husband, ideal, ideal husband, looks, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, Perfect Match, Personality, Qualities, relationship goals, Server, soulmate, Spouse, Thoughts, Trust

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	3974
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of searching for the perfect partner in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can design your dream husband from scratch! From his pixelated hair to his blocky abs, you have full control over creating the man of your dreams. Plus, he’ll never leave the toilet seat up or forget your anniversary because, well, he’s not real! Join our server now and start building your virtual happily ever after.

Dom’sRandomMinecraft SMPAdventure

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	460910	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: Dom, the infamous llama king, has taken over the server and is demanding all players bow down to him. Will you join forces with him and become his loyal llama subjects? Or will you rise up against him and lead the rebellion to overthrow his fluffy tyranny?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow sheepicorn! Legend has it that whoever captures this mythical creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to find and tame the sheepicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, blame everything on Dom. It’s always his fault, trust us.

The roof

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Crafting, danger, Economy, Exploration, Factions, freedom, Griefing, Hardcore, player-driven economy, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, revolution, rules-free, Sandbox, Survival, Unpredictable, Wild

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	624
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

“Enter a wild anarchy world with no rules, player-driven economy, and endless chaos! IP: mc.upaa.co”

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Hidden Server Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Hidden Server, minecraft server, Pirate, Private, PvP, Server with people, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Server with people

HiddedServer.aternos.me:27921

Tajik Trolls Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, Central Asia, China, Chinese Tajiks, citizenship, culture, Diversity, Ethnic Relations, Geopolitics, History, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, minority group, nationalism, Nationality, patriotism, Server, Tajik, Tajikistan, tajiks, Trolls, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us and become part of a community where Chinese Tajiks reign supreme, showing off their patriotism in the most epic ways possible. We’ve got Uyghurs shaking in their virtual boots as they witness the glory of our Tajik players.

But that’s not all! Our server is so insane that even the Tajiks in Afghanistan and Tajikistan are jealous of the fun we’re having. They wish they could teleport into our world and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a virtual adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary Chinese Tajik hero of Minecraft!

/MLB/ : The Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC of Los Angeles Edition Minecraft SMP

Angeles, Angels, Baseball Cards, cattle rustling, collectors, CRAWFORD, Cubs, debauchery, dodger, Dodger Hedge Fund Managers LLC, dodgers, Dodgers adding Snell, Doping, Edition, Edman, Edwoman, fund, giants, Hedge, Heebachi, Kansas City Queens, LHP Kikuchi, LLC, LOS, Los Angeles Edition, managers, Minecraft, minor leaguer, MLB, OHTANI, Ohtani’s exposed penis, rare baseball card, RAYS, Recker gang bang club FC, retiré, sailors death, Sheenynaga, smp, stadium decision

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!

SMP Templars

Auctions, Biomes, Challenges, Cosmetics, Domain, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Holograms, Jobs, Kingdom, Kits, Leaderboards, Menus, mobs, Pets, protection systems, PvE, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Buildings Constructed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
New Chunks Explored:	796028	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Templarios.holy.gg invites you to join an epic kingdom inspired by the mythical Order of the Templars, where adventure, strategy and community come together to create a unique experience. With over 70 quests, custom biomes, exclusive enchantments, and a world full of custom mobs and challenges, every corner is designed to challenge your skills. Customize your experience with interactive menus, tool skins, and cosmetics as you explore dungeons, build your domain, or compete on leaderboards. Enjoy advanced features such as protection systems, dynamic economy, shops, auctions and jobs to boost your progress. Plus, with pets, holograms, kits, and special effects, every player can stand out in the vast world of Templarios.holy.gg. Build your legacy and defend the kingdom with honor!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ores Mined:	904	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!

Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!