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TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	3612	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

BootyBlockerz

adult child, adult child living at home, AITAH, arguments, BootyBlockerz, car dependency, college graduate, Discord, dog care, Family issues, master’s degree, moving out, negative attitude, parental frustration, peaceful sanctuary, pit mix, rides to work, storage unit, unhappy living situation, unpacked boxes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server

academic acceleration, academic achievement, academic challenges, academic success, accelerated curriculum, accelerated learning, advanced education, early graduation, educational advancement, educational challenges, educational experiences, educational opportunities, educational system, gifted students, GradeSkippers, intellectual development, intelligence testing, Minecraft, school experience, school memories, Server, skipping a grade, social interactions

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of being held back by your peers in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have “skipped a grade” in school! That’s right, only the smartest and most advanced Minecraft players are allowed to join our exclusive community.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of players start bragging about their multiplication tables. That’s the kind of intellectual stimulation you can expect on our server. Plus, we have exclusive classes on redstone engineering taught by a 10-year-old prodigy who built a working computer in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Grade Skipper” boss, a giant pencil-wielding monster who only appears to those who have proven their intelligence in epic trivia battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and join a community of brainiacs, come join our server and show the world that skipping a grade was the best decision you ever made!

DreamCarCraft

Dream car, dream car ambition, dream car aspirations, dream car desire, dream car dream, dream car dreams, dream car fantasy, dream car goal, dream car goals, dream car inspiration, dream car obsession, dream car passion, dream car vision, dream car wish, dream car wishlist, DreamCarCraft, exotic car, luxury vehicle, sports car, ultimate dream car

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of driving around in a boring old car in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying, rainbow-colored unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the coolest and craziest vehicles for you to cruise around in. So why settle for a regular dream car when you can have a unicorn car that shoots glitter out of its tailpipe? Join our server now and start living the dream!

TeslaCraft Server

Automotive Industry, electric car company, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, elon musk, innovation, model y, Server, Technology, tesla, Tesla announcements, Tesla CEO, Tesla development plans, Tesla future plans, tesla model y, Tesla Model Y launch, Tesla Model Y refresh, tesla news, Tesla production, Tesla updates, TeslaCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	727

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NuseiratRescueCraft

Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, hostages, hostages killed, international relations, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militants, News, Nuseirat, NuseiratRescueCraft, Palestinian, political turmoil, Report, rescue mission, Terrorism, tragic event, violence, world news

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Yo, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures happen?! Join now to save hostages from the evil clutches of Hamas in the Nuseirat rescue mission! But watch out, things get wild in this server – lava pits, exploding creepers, and secret dungeons await! Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you be the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Only one way to find out – join now and let the madness begin!

Infinite Minecraft World, Join on any Version No Resets [Join Now]

advertisement, basic teleport commands, Cheating, Cheats, Day, Discord, excessive swearing, exploits, Feed, Fireball, godmode, Griefing, heal, Infinite Minecraft World, Join on any Version No Resets, kind community, Lightning, lightweight plugins, mature player base, MONEY, new players, night, offensive language, Older players, Pay, playing with friends, Respect, rules, Semi Vanilla, sensitive content, Sethome, Spam, stealing, Survival, survival gameplay, toxic players, weather, Welcoming

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4025
Potions Brewed:	177	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!

Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players

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OdysseusCraft – The Epic Minecraft Server

Adventure, ancient greece, Cunning, Epic, epic hero, Ethics, greek mythology, Hero’s Journey, heroism, ideal model, intelligence, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, modern man, morality, Mythology, odysseus, OdysseusCraft, perseverance, Politics, Role Model, Server, strategy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a journey with Odysseus himself! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and outsmarting gods all from the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join our server and become the modern-day Odysseus, navigating through treacherous lands and facing epic challenges. Will you align yourself with the gods or defy them with your cunning wit and strategic prowess?

Who needs modern politics when you can be a legendary hero like Odysseus? Join our server and rewrite history with your own epic tale. So what are you waiting for? Embark on this epic journey and show the world what it truly means to be a Minecraft warrior!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

arachnids, Biodiversity, corn oak, CraftyFacts, Europe, export, folklore, History, Iberian Peninsula, Macrothele calpeiana, Mediterranean, middle ages, Minecraft, North Morocco, olive oil trade, olive tree, Phoenicians, Server, South Italy, Spanish funnel-web spider, Spiders, TARANTULAS, Trade

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8142
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can explore the Iberian Peninsula and discover the mysterious world of Spanish funnel-web spiders! Rumor has it that these spiders were actually exported to South Italy and North Morocco during the Middle Ages through olive oil trade – talk about a spicy shipment!

Join us on this server to embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the Macrothele calpeiana and their natural habitat in the corn oak forests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon ancient phoenician olive trees that hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures!

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with arachnid antics and olive oil escapades, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the fun begin!