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Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8422	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	629	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	1696	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	187
Animals Bred:	57	Players Killed by Monsters:	7476
Void Gems Collected:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	62823
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Farms Harvested:	237
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	660	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!