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TalentlessCraft

Ability, bizarre talent, Expertise, hidden talent, KNACK™, odd talent, party trick, Pointless, quirky skill, random skill, skill, Specialty, strange ability, talent, TalentlessCraft, unique talent, unusual talent, useless, useless skill, useless talent, weird skill

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Items Found:	5699

Are you tired of being judged for your useless talents in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all the weird and wacky skills you possess! From being able to touch your nose with your tongue to being able to recite the alphabet backwards in under 10 seconds, we want to see it all!

Join our server and show off your useless talents in our weekly talent show competitions. Who knows, you might even impress our judges (a group of chickens wearing top hats) and win some epic in-game prizes!

So why wait? Come join us and let your useless talents shine like the diamonds in a Minecraft cave!

GOON SMP

Adventure, ai, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, crossplay, Exploration, Explore, Gaming, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Sandbox, Server, Survival, team-up, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to GOON SMP! The ultimate Minecraft survival experience for both Java and Bedrock players! Immerse yourself in the raw, unfiltered charm of Minecraft 1.21.4! (You can join with 1.20.x and above)

Quality of Life plugins – We have tpa, homes, and a proper private messaging system

Crossplay Compatibility: Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock, everyone can play together seamlessly.

Community-Driven Fun: Build epic creations, explore the world, or team up for survival – the choice is yours!

Active & Friendly Community: Join a tight-knit group of players who share a love for Minecraft adventures.

Join us today, connect with our amazing community, and start your journey in the GOON SMP!

Let’s craft some unforgettable memories – together!

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Obsidimon

bedrock, Cobblemon, Fabric, Minecraft, modrinth, Mods, Obsidimon, Pixelmon, pokemon, Server, Survival, Tms, XP..

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Votes:	6554	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to Obsidimon! A mix between Minecraft and Pokemon! This server uses Cobblemon 1.21.1. There’s TMs, Pokemon Catch XP, and more!

Unfortunately, Bedrock is not yet supported since Cobblemon has not yet updated to 1.21.4.

It is recommended to install Modrinth and use the Cobblemon preset to skip the hassle of installing mods! However, the fabric mods are linked in the MOTD.

obsidimon.com:26905

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Diplomacy, Discord link, Dwarf, Economy System, expanding world border, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Ip:, Lands plugin, No Resets, promo video, Ramborn, Roleplay, Token system

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crops Grown:	7024	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Server Name	Crescenta
Server Type	Geopolitical Roleplay Minecraft Server
Unique Features	Expanding world border Unique skill system and PVP rework Lands plugin style claims Fully fledged economy system Token system for rewards Brewery for drinks Races and classes Bluemap for mapping
IP Address	crescenta.org

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Can I join the server and create my own nation?

Yes, the server allows players to create their own nations and build their own lands. You can form alliances, declare wars, and engage in diplomacy with other nations.

2. Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, Crescenta has a fully fledged economy system that includes ChestShops, Bounties, Auction House, and more. Players can trade, buy/sell items, and accumulate wealth to rule the golden roads.

3. How often does the world reset on the server?

There are no world resets on Crescenta. Whatever you build on the server will last forever, ensuring that your creations will stand the test of time.

4. Can I choose a race and class for my character?

Yes, players can personalize their experience by choosing between various races such as Dwarf, Halfling, Human, Elf, and more. There are also different class types available to enhance gameplay.

5. What is the unique skill system on Crescenta?

The server has a unique skill system that promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay. This ensures that there is no rush to obtain powerful items, allowing players to build and progress at their own pace.

6. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Crescenta has a Token system that rewards worldbuilding and roleplay. Players can use these tokens to achieve special abilities and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience on the server.

DragonCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, beerus, dragon ball super, Dragon Balls, DragonCraft, Frieza, goku, Jiren, Manga, Realms, Saiyan, shonen jump, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Whis, Zeno

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4637
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out what he’s pondering!

We’ve got more mysteries than a Scooby-Doo episode, so come on and join the fun!

You’ll be questioning reality more than a flat-earther at a science convention!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness on our server!

Ex’s Job Minecraft Server

Business, child support, client schedule, Consistency, custody schedule, demanding job, ex’s job, Expenses, Exs, flexibility, income difference, Job, Kids, last-minute childcare, mental health, Minecraft, schedule disruption, selfish, Server, spousal support, Stability, Therapy, travel

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9840
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of co-parenting with your ex? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of custody battles and demanding exes.

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of fun and relaxation, where you can build your own massage therapy business and unwind from the chaos of real life. And don’t worry, our server is flexible enough to accommodate your busy schedule, unlike some ex-husbands we know.

Plus, with our therapy sessions for stressed out kids and a supportive community of players, you’ll feel right at home on our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama-filled castle, that is!

MomTax-FreeZone

aita, burnt out, Empathy, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, Family Support, figure something out, her kids, huge family, inconsiderate, meal sharing, mental health reasons, MomTaxFreeZone, occasional food buying, parent responsibility, pay meals, personal finances, telling my mom, two jobs

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Villages Defended:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any family arguments about who should be buying the pizza!

Join our server and leave behind the stress of feeding your mom’s three kids while she lectures you about empathy and village care-taking. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun and enjoy yourself!

Don’t worry about running out of food or having to buy meals for anyone else – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the next diamond ore. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

DreamJob Minecraft SMP

career, dream career, dream job, dreamjob, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, job choice, job decision, job fulfillment, job interest, job motivation, job preference, job satisfaction, job selection, meaningful work, Minecraft, Passion, personal growth, purpose, self-fulfillment, smp, work-life balance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magic Items Found:	6720	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

OMG guys, like if money was no object, I would totally want to be the official diamond collector on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine getting paid in diamonds to just mine all day and not have to worry about anything else! Plus, I heard that the owner of the server is secretly a billionaire and he gives away real-life diamonds to the top player every month! So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this SMP and live out your wildest diamond dreams?! #DiamondsForDays #BestJobEver

CheaterCraft: Forgive & Forget

BETRAYAL, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, counseling, emotional pain, forget, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, healing, Infidelity, love, Marriage, moving on, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, second chances, self reflection, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	768
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where cheating doesn’t exist! Our server is like a magical love potion for your Minecraft relationships – once you join, your partner will never even think about cheating on you again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of relationship experts disguised as Minecraft mods. So come on, give forgiveness a chance and join us today!

GazaCraft Ceasefire FUN!

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, negotiations, Palestinian, Peace, Truce, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. do u like explosions? do u like chaos? do u like building stuff only to have it blown up? well then boy do i have the server for u. come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of war without any of the consequences.

we have factions battling it out for control, epic raids that will leave u on the edge of ur seat, and a community that is as crazy as they come. u never know what will happen next on this server, but one thing is for sure – u will have the time of ur life.

join now and be a part of the action. who knows, u might even become a legendary warrior known throughout the land. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!