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AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	299	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9967
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5239
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Potions Brewed:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Villages Defended:	18

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1740
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crops Grown:	8951	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	695	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!