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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4004 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 91 | Enchantments Applied: | 113 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!