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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9899 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 7995 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 611 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!