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Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

aerial interception, airspace, Defense, defense forces, Diplomatic, fighters, Fire, flares, Incident, International, Japan, Military, Minecraft, plane, response, Russian, Samurai, SECURITY, Server, SKIRMISH, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	198	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Dragon Eggs Found:	9746
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5776
Farms Harvested:	400	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Votes:	4638	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Emeralds Found:	3038
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8761
New Chunks Explored:	748124	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).