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NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9711
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
New Chunks Explored:	639647	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	3704	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Farms Harvested:	883	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	354
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	156	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Buildings Constructed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	811	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	849989	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Towns Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.

BarNoneCraft

100% complete, BarNoneCraft, bug, completion, Development, error, glitch, Inaccurate, Incorrect, Loading, programming, progress bars, Quality Assurance, software design, Software Development, software testing, Troubleshooting, UI/UX, user experience, user interface, wrong

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	63	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where progress bars are just a suggestion, not a rule. we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever created. who needs boring old progress bars when you can have magical flying pigs and glitter-farting unicorns? come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!