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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2790 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.