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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9563 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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