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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3544 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 63 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!