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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 6319 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.