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Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

biometric data, Chronic illness, Circadian patterns, Daily activity, detect, detector, digital health, disease management, flare-ups, FlareUp, health technology, heart rate variability, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, oxygenation, personalized medicine, Predict, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, Server, Symptoms, wearable, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	290

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

Solarion SMP

3d view, application, armor stands, Community, Discord, Diverse, Events, hermitcraft, Interactive, java, Mature, multiplayer, player sleep, Plugins, Projects, Season, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, Voicechat, web browser, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	221531	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	626	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Season 5 Overview

Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

FAQ

Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

Question: Is there any moderation on language?

Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

Discord Link

Join Solarion SMP Discord

Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2390
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Animals Bred:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	8583
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Animals Bred:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	8575	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Votes:	1564	Towns Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!