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Blockheads R Us

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	264	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Items Found:	8572
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Buildings Constructed:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2107
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crops Grown:	6912
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Buildings Constructed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!