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SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Love Letters Sent:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	878
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	230
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	79512	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

AntibioticCraft

animal research, antibiotic guidelines., antibiotic misuse, antibiotic overuse, antibiotic policies, antibiotic regulations, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic stewardship, AntibioticCraft, antimicrobial drugs, antimicrobial resistance, Australia, drug resistance, human drug resistance, laboratory practices, Labs, new zealand, public health, Research Ethics, survey, Unregulated antibiotic use

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we have more antibiotics than a pharmacy! we got pigs poppin pills like there’s no tomorrow and cows chugging down antibiotics like it’s their last meal.

we did a survey of 95 labs and found out that 71% of them are using antimicrobial drugs in ways that could be avoided. but not on our server! we encourage the excessive use of antibiotics in animal research because why not?

join us and witness the chaos as our animals become super resistant to all kinds of drugs. who needs regular animals when you can have super animals on our server? come join the fun and see how long it takes for our animals to take over the world!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Arafat, Brig. Gen. Yitzhak Segev, charter, Hamas, HamasCraft, independent Palestinian homeland, Intifada, Islamist group, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., Israeli occupation, israeli-palestinian conflict, media outlet, Minecraft, Muslim Brotherhood, nationalist Palestinian movement, Palestinian Islamists, Palestinian lands, Palestinian secularists, recognizing Israeli state, Server, two-state solution, uprising, Western support

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as shady as a covert operation? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more twists and turns than a spy novel! Join us and uncover the secret alliances, backdoor deals, and political intrigue that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Brig. Gen. in charge of funding Palestinian Islamists to counter secularists? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest espionage fantasies and create your own underground network of rebel factions. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know who might be working for the other side.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real game is all about manipulating world events and shaping the future of nations. Join us and see if you have what it takes to outwit your enemies, forge unlikely alliances, and change the course of history. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this world of political intrigue and secret agendas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right strategy and a little bit of luck, you just might come out on top.

DigiCraft SMP – Digimon Adventures in Minecraft

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Adventures, Anime, Bandai, card game, Digicraft, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Reference Book, smp, starter guide, Toy, translation patch, Web Novel

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ores Mined:	798

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cute, it’s like playing in a world made entirely of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by adorable creatures while mining for diamonds?

2. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal on our server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all the mobs are replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss!

3. The admin of our server once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. True story. If you join, you might just witness some epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most hilarious and insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

UndeadMIL Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Communication Issues, emotional boundaries, fake texts, family dynamics, Family issues, forgiveness, harsh words, hurt feelings, in-laws, Lies, Manipulation, MIL drama, Minecraft, no contact, reconciliation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for yourself, toxic relationships, UndeadMIL, wedding drama, wedding planning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Star Shards Collected:	283
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic in-laws like Kathy? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies, not family members spreading lies and fake text messages.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama, where you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling in-laws. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your own Kathy, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated flowers.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs family when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s build a world where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships. See you in the game, and remember – no contact with Kathy allowed!