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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2014 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 3616 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.
One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!
