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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 542 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 499 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).