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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4694 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5706 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2974 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
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