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SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	5073
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	8676
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Void Gems Collected:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Emeralds Found:	9132	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Edition Minecraft SMP!

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?