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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4220 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4241 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!