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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4428 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Farms Harvested: | 381 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
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