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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2297 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!