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The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

anti-pope, Bergoglio, catholic church, Catholic News Agency, catholicism, Church, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Destruction, FAITH, false, false Pope, inside job, Minecraft, notre dame cathedral, Paris, Party, pope francis, POPES, Religion, REOPENING, scandal, smp, Vatican

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4822	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

Coffin Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mysterious Coffin of Andy and Leyley, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!

Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.

And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, booru, DA games, Dagna, Dagna booru, Dags, dragon age, Dragon Age General, fan forum, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Minecraft, poll, Protecting the Veil Edition, role playing games, RPG, smp, solas, Veil, Veilguard, Veilguard Solas poll, video games, waifu poll

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we protect the Veil from creepers and zombies trying to invade from the Fade! Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, all while discussing the latest Dragon Age gossip.

Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.

Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runes Activated:	6

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRZ1.SKYBARS.ME

MineCraft Server: Girl Power!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of feeling disconnected and unloved in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of love, laughter, and blocky adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life woes.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

Code, code tags, collaboration, Compendium, configuration, CONTENT, Development, development community, engine, engine development, Game, game design, game development, general, Help, irc, Jams, problem description, programming, progress day, render bugs, smp, Troubleshooting, Wiki

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	507	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

10/10, 23, Absurdity, bewildering, confounding, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doesn’t make sense., Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, INCONSISTENCY, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, Server, unfathomable, Virgin

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you 10/10 virgins out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!

””Cute Asian BF Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the pigs are pinker, and you might just find yourself questioning your own sexuality! Join us for a chance to meet your very own cute Asian boyfriend who will make you realize you’re bi when they’re around. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and confusing at the same time? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and explore your true self in our wacky and wonderful world. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and blocky romance!