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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9318 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
New Chunks Explored: | 93102 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep music. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of cacti. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those normal people behind and come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.