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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1377 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.