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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7316 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 822 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!