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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9930 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 677 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!