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RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	620498	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

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RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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ParentalPiggybacker

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NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Dragon Eggs Found:	4702	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3685	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9186
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	185
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	524
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1