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Bob’s Blocky Adventures: HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON – Best Minecraft server for LOLs and high traffic fun!

Adventures, Anarchy, Anti-establishment, blocky, BOBS, brad pitt, Chuck Palahniuk, cult classic, Edward Norton, existentialism, fight club, Fun, HIGH, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON, Identity, insomnia, lols, Marla Singer, Meatloaf, mind control, Minecraft, PAULSON, Project Mayhem, Rebellion, Robert, Server, soap, traffic, Tyler Durden, Underground

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6873
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON, things are anything but ordinary. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you the epic tale of Robert Paulson.

Legend has it that Robert Paulson was the bravest Minecraft player to ever roam the server. He single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw chicken. His name became a symbol of courage and strength among all players.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on creepers like they’re majestic steeds, battle zombie chickens who shoot lasers from their eyes, and even challenge the mighty Herobrine to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So why wait? Join HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world of Minecraft!

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3514	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

play.chaoticmc.net

MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8694	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Buildings Constructed:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	428
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

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