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RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

BlockBusterFamPressure

BlockBusterFamPressure, Choices, Communication, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional well being, family dynamics, family expectations, Identity, Individuality, Life decisions, mental health, personal growth, pressures, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, societal norms, support systems

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Blocky Brain Busters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

HOLY, Minecraft, Shit, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	81	New Chunks Explored:	820686
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	6087	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Zombie Dances:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Blood Moons Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!