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SongCraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

NoRegretsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Choices, consequences, Decision making, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, saying no, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, self-control, self-discipline, setting limits

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, accusations, aggression, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, DECEMBER, Evidence, General Staff, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Military, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, Ukraine, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more explosions than russia using chemical weapons 434 times in december 😂 our players are like ukraine’s general staff, always ready for battle and never backing down! build your own army of creepers and take over the world, just like a real-life war but with blocks and pixels 🤣 join us now and experience the chaos and madness that is our server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits! 🤪 #minecraft #crazyserver #explosionsfordays

CraftyGermanPeaceTroops

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceTroops, crisis management., Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping troops, political decision, SECURITY, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

lmao dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got peacekeeping troops from Germany in Ukraine, like wut??? imagine fighting creepers with real life soldiers, epiccccc. also, rumor has it that the defense minister is actually a pro Minecraft player and will challenge u to a build battle, like who even does that??? join now before the troops get called back to Germany and the minister goes back to playing Fortnite or something, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness, trust me.

MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, blocks, BUILD, Claims, disabled, Hacks, HARD, Homes, Involved, Keepinventory, MelonSurvival, Paytowin, PERMISSIONS, Phantoms, RANGE, smp, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Pale Garden Minecraft Server
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Gameplay
Features	No pay to win, Active Owners/Admins, Head drops enabled

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Can players claim land?	No, there are no claims system.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set to 100k blocks.

Server I.P.: melonsurvival.minecraft.best

Discord: discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE

Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	4740
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1010
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!