RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	8930
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mines Excavated:	3030

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	93057
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up with the madness!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon with the most style. And don’t miss our weekly llama races, where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen!

Party Animal Minecraft SMP

2015, alcohol, animal, black guy, chilling, Friends, gun, Gun Violence, hanging out, highschool party, illegal activities, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parents, Parties, Party, partying, Reminiscing, smp, teenagers, turning 16, underage drinking, Weed

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7794	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a party like no other! We’ve got beer, liquor, weed, girls, and high school students (just kidding, we’re all adults here). Our parties are so epic, they’ll make you feel like you’re back in 2015, even if you’re actually 28 now. And hey, if things get too crazy, at least we don’t have any black guys bringing guns to the party (we hope). Join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget (or maybe you will, depending on how much beer you drink)!

SisNeedsToTalkToNiece

blended family, child development, Communication, Emotional support, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, sibling rivalry, SisNeedsToTalkToNiece, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	821917	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family…even if it’s a little dysfunctional! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the blended family drama of our players.

Picture this: a 7-year-old princess from one family, a 14-year-old warrior from another, and a 12-year-old wizard caught in the middle. Will they learn to see each other as real family, or will they continue to battle it out in the virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a concerned aunt and a stubborn mom, as they fight over the best way to handle family drama. Will they find common ground, or will the server be torn apart by their conflict?

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft! Remember, in this world, anything is possible…even reconciling with your stepsiblings over a game of block-building madness.

CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	256	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Farms Harvested:	630
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure like no other? Come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up your messes is encouraged! No messy drama, just good vibes.

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Drama, Dynamap, encouraged, Events, Good, Janitor’s Closet, Janitors, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lore, Messes, Messy, nation, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, VIBES, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Janitor’s Closet <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/debt-consolidation-agency/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins!

Plugins
Dynamap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery

Frontpage Wose Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon was jealous. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make it to the front page of Minecraft fame!

Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BF’sBlockyBucks Minecraft Server

adulting, BFsBlockyBucks, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Empathy, financial assistance, financial responsibility, lending money, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, money management, partner dynamics, personal finance, Priorities, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, spending habits, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	814008
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of balancing love and finances, just like this player balancing her relationship and her boyfriend’s spending habits!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world while also learning valuable lessons about money management. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a partner in-game who will spend their diamonds wisely!

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures while avoiding the temptation of overspending at the virtual Target and Amazon pallet stores. Will you make the right choices or will you end up in debt to your fellow players?

So come on, join our server and see if you can navigate the tricky waters of love and finances in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, always mine responsibly!

SpouseSwapCraft

Boundaries, canceling, Communication, Concert, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Divorce, dramatic, friendship, misunderstanding, overbearing, overcompensating, overthinking, Respect, separation, Spouse, SpouseSwapCraft, standing hang out, TICKETS, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-related

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
New Chunks Explored:	720639	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero overbearing spouses and no excessive complaining about relationships!

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. No need to worry about your friend suddenly inviting their spouse to your hangout, or dealing with any awkward situations. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the chaos of everyday life and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you might stumble upon. Join us today and let the fun begin!

SadCraft SMP: Cry and Mine

anxiety, coping mechanisms, cry, depression, emotional well being, emotions, Exercise, feeling down, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SadCraft, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, smp, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchantments Applied:	74
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your sadness melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is filled with so much laughter and fun, you’ll forget why you were sad in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. So come join us and let Larry tickle your funny bone while you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

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